Mall Madness

Ugh. My Grandma over heard a conversation between my friend and I so she is now determined that were on drugs. I was at the mall shopping for a late father's day present with her for my Gramp's but I ran into my friend at the food court so when I went to greet her it went a little like this:
Her: Hey Crack head ova here!
Me: Hey Methanoler!

My Grandma heard it and she came over to talk to me about the importance of being drug free and whipped out her phone to call her best bud (the priest of her church of course).
After I told her about how it was a joke and we were kidding and everything she still didn't completely believe me and thought that when I went off with my friend to go shopping we were actually going to find our drug dealer.

When I got home my Grandma left the room with my mom to talk about my 'drug uses' and my mom was trying to tell her that it was a joke etc. But my cousin being the kind of kid he is was sure that I was on crack so he was trying to get me to spill the details so he could get some too.

It was a long day and I don't think my Grandma will ever believe that I'm not on Crack and well my friend is coming over to spend the night and along with my evil cousin we are going to have fun with this whole dilemma and freak my Grandma out...all we need is to get a few mug shots or something.